Overheard down at the pub during a self catering holiday in Glasgow.

Two Glaswegians, Hamish and Gordon, are sitting inthe pub discussing Gordon's forthcoming wedding.

"Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Gordon.

 "A've got everythin'organised awready, the fluers,the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night".

Hamish nods approvingly.

"I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Gordon.

"A kilt?" exclaims Hamish, "That's magic, you'll look pure smart in that. Whit's the tartan?"

"Och," says Gordon, "A'd imagine she'll be in white

There's nothing like the humour of the Glaswegians. Book a self catering holiday in Glasgow and enjoy some wit and banter during your self catering break.